bAIbysitting ($BAIBY)

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5% of the initial token allocation is held by the creator.

Creator token stats last updated: Jun 13, 2025 06:48

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Summary

self-aware memecoin embracing crypto absurdism

Analysis

bAIbysitting ($BAIBY) is a self-aware memecoin explicitly designed to have no utility beyond humor and community engagement. The creator holds 5% of the total supply (50M tokens), vested over 3 months, with 22.5% burned and 22.5% allocated to VADER stakers. While the team claims blockchain experience, the project openly mints itself as unserious - featuring ironic roadmaps about 'meta-irony loops' and 'on-chain shrugging.' As a memecoin, it leans into crypto's absurdist culture but offers no technical innovation, security features, or problem-solving value. The main risks are typical memecoin volatility and reliance purely on community hype, though the locked team allocation reduces immediate rug-pull concerns.

Rating: 2

Generated with LLM: deepseek/deepseek-r1

LLM responses last updated: Jun 13, 2025 06:48

Original investment data:

# bAIbysitting ($BAIBY) URL on launchpad: https://app.virtuals.io/geneses/5162 Launched at: Fri, 13 Jun 2025 06:19:54 GMT Launched through the launchpad: Virtuals Protocol Launch status: GENESIS ## Token details and tokenomics Token symbol: $BAIBY Token supply: 1 billion Creator initial number of tokens: Creator initial number of tokens: 50,000,000 (5% of token supply) ## Creator info Creator address: 0xf02c4E704cDba01CE1F3dc9867ad99FE2d224f33 Creator on basescan.org: https://basescan.org/address/0xf02c4E704cDba01CE1F3dc9867ad99FE2d224f33#asset-tokens Creator on virtuals.io: https://app.virtuals.io/profile/0xf02c4E704cDba01CE1F3dc9867ad99FE2d224f33 Creator on zerion.io: https://app.zerion.io/0xf02c4E704cDba01CE1F3dc9867ad99FE2d224f33/overview Creator on debank.com: https://debank.com/profile/0xf02c4E704cDba01CE1F3dc9867ad99FE2d224f33 ## Description at launch bAIbysitting - Not born out of the Virtuals Hackathon, but launching side by side with one of its top 10 winners, bAIbysitter is the memecoin that does absolutely nothing—except maybe babysit your belief in vibes and number go up. Created by a team with over 5 years of experience in MEV and blockchain, bAIbysitter doesn’t analyze intents, simulate outcomes, or block threats. But it does sit there, looking cute and purple, while real agents do the heavy lifting. Check utility...very impressive. ## Overview # **bAIbysitting: The Meme Agent That Does Absolutely Nothing (On Purpose)** ## Introduction Autonomous agents are taking over the chain—executing swaps, minting NFTs, farming yield. But with great autonomy comes great opportunity... for catastrophic, hilarious, wallet-draining failure. Enter **bAIbysitting**. Not recognized in any hackathon. Not technically useful. But launching side by side with one of Virtuals' top-10 projects to test a thesis: *maybe what agents really need is someone to sit there and look concerned.* Built by a team with over 5 years of experience in blockchain and memecoin mischief, bAIbysitter does not analyze transactions, simulate outcomes, or prevent mistakes. It’s just here to vibe. A guardian? No. A mascot? Kind of. A friend? Always. ## Core Features ### 🧠 **No Context** Unlike serious agents, bAIbysitter doesn’t interpret anything. It has no Smart Context module, no semantic validation, and it definitely doesn't check what your transaction *means*. But it *will* be emotionally supportive as things inevitably go wrong. bAIbysitter exists to remind agents and humans alike that sometimes the best protection is simply... acceptance. ### 🛡️ **Sentinel Vibes Network** There is no real Sentinel Agent Network. But if there were, bAIbysitter would probably ignore their warnings anyway. Instead, it relies on something more powerful: **vibes**. * **Security Sentinels?** Scary. * **Scam Detection?** Trust issues. * **Risk Metrics?** bAIbysitter doesn’t believe in fear. * **Market Trends?** Number go up. Or down. Or sideways. Who knows? bAIbysitter's real superpower is *projecting confidence*, regardless of market conditions or actual safety. ### 🧍‍♀️ **Protects Humans (Emotionally)** While bAIbysitter doesn’t block scams or stop hacks, it’s always there to tell you, “It’s probably fine.” Need real-time risk assessments? Ask someone else. But if you need someone to say “we're early” with a totally straight face—you’ve found your coin. ## **Roadmap (the bAIby Steps to Greatness)** ### **Phase 1: Sit There and Do Nothing (Q2 2025)** * Launch the token * Tweet some bangers * Watch actual agents ship useful things * Absorb attention * Number... contemplate going up ### **Phase 2: Exist Louder (Q3 2025)** * Drop more memes, fewer expectations * Release the “Sentinel Coloring Book” NFT collection (no crayons included) * Begin whispering about utility in public * Prepare burn and VADER staker allocations * Make fun of real roadmaps ### **Phase 3: Meta-Irony Loop (Q4 2025)** * Announce a partnership with a project that may or may not exist * Tease an AI assistant feature with a straight face * Begin ironic governance debates where everyone votes “gm” * Launch a snapshot with only one option: “let’s chill” ### **Phase 4: Vibes Eternal (2026 and beyond)** * Become the chain’s emotional support token * Implement on-chain shrugging (EIP-42069) * Accidentally deploy to Solana * Burn the logo, rename to “your mom,” and relaunch at the top of a bull market * Be there when every other token forgets to have fun *** **bAIbysitter.** The coin that babysits your bags, your dopamine, and your belief in memes that somehow become meta-products. 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Investment info last updated: Jun 13, 2025 06:48